My co-worker told me that some customers were looking at my book. “Who is that?” one woman asked the other.
“I think he was on one of those island reality shows,” her friend answered.
Assuming they didn’t mean Temptation Island, which Survivor dude do you think they thought I was? Russell? Rob? Richard Hatch? That hippie dude with the overalls?
Gordon ("Zola") Edgar 
I’m thinkin’ more like the Skipper on Gilligan’s Island!