We make up cheese songs all the time at work. I think every cheese person does.
Our department favorite have historically been: “I ain’t no Challerhocker!” to the tune of “Holla back girl”, “Little French Raclette” to the tune of “Little Red Corvette”, “Vegan Slice” to the tune of “Cold as Ice”. (“You’re a vegan slice! Willing to sacrifice flav-orrrr”).
Cheese people, what are your favorite cheese songs?
The SF cheesemonger anthem is “Don’t gimmie no bammer Brie” but most of you won’t know the original song.
Don’t gimmie no bammer Brie. We don’t eat that S— in the SFC. (NSFW!)